the avs
An informal shortening of "the law of averages," referring to statistical probability. You can be as careful as you like, but the avs say you'll be robbed at least once in your lifetime. The economy has been riding high for so long that we should be due a downturn sometime soon, according to the avs.
the avs
(ævz) n. the law of averages. (Streets.) The avs say that I ought to be dead by now.