One more of those, and you'll be around the bend.From the look in her eye, I'd say she is completely round the bend now.

All four of them went out and got baked.I've never seen anybody so baked.

How many belts does it take to get belted?We were belted out of our minds.

I've never seen two guys so bent.I can get bent on a glass of wine.

I was so bent out of shape I thought I'd never recover.I've been polluted, but never as bent out of shape as this.

I got myself blasted. I'm really sorry.I got so blasted I swore never to blow another joint.

I guess she was blinded. She couldn't stand up.They were both blind as they come.

She is more than blissed. She is stoned.My friend is a little blissed out. Can she sit here?

To say she is blitzed out is putting it mildly!I want to go out and get totally blitzed. I'll show her who's in charge!

Man, he is really blocked.How can anybody get so blocked on four beers?

I was so blowed away I couldn't see straight.I'm afraid I am way blowed.

I drank till I was blown, and then I drank some more.Whatever that pill was, Cecilia is totally blown away.

Fred is totally blown out and will have a huge hangover tomorrow.Fred stood at the door and told us he was blown—something that was totally obvious anyway.

They were bombed and looked nearly dead.How can I drive when I'm bombed out?

I am way boxed, and I feel sick.She got boxed up on gin.

Pete is cooked, fried, boiled, baked—drunk.Gary is calling a cab. He's too cooked to drive.

He was mad and depressed and went home, having decided to cop a head.The two old codgers sat there copping a head, or trying to anyway.

They set out to be edged by midnight.We were edged and full of rich food. We needed only to sleep.

How'd you get so far out?Three beers and Wally was really far out.

Looks like Kelly is feeling groovy on gin again.Bruno feels groovy because of what he is smoking.

Gary is a little foxy. Let him rest awhile.He's worse than foxy—he's stinking drunk.

How the hell did you get so fried?The chick got totally fried on three beers.

Do you think you can go through life funked out all the time?Are you funked out again?

Fred is gassed up and very wobbly.He was too gassed up to drive home.

Mary is looking sort of glassy-eyed, and it's only midnight.Ernie is usually glass-eyed, but tonight it's much worse.

She had a nice glow, but was by no means stewed.What was supposed to be a nice glow turned out to be a terrifying hallucination.

Those chicks are gone—too much to drink.Ted is really gone under.

Wally is a little high for so early in the evening.They went out for the evening to get high, and for no other reason.

Gary is in orbit and can't see a hole in a ladder.After having a six-pack all to herself, Julie was in orbit.

Four beers and Tom is in the ozone.We were in the ozone, but we still made a lot of sense.

Dave was a bit jazzed up, but not terribly.Gert was jazzed out of her mind.

He was a mite keyed, but still technically sober.She was so keyed up she could hardly stand up.

The team went out drinking and came home killed off.Man, were those guys killed.

They were all knocked out by midnight.Gary was knocked out when we dropped by, so we tried to sober him up.

Both guys were KOed and spent the night.How could anybody get so KOed on a six-pack?

He's a little laid back and can't come to the phone.How can those guys work when they are laid back by noon?

Man, you got yourself laid out!I'm too laid out to go to work today.

If you're loaded, don't drive.I'm not loaded. I'm just a little tipsy.

I got mellow and stopped drinking right there.I'm only mellow, but you drive anyway.

Somehow I must have got messed up. What caused it, do you think?Everybody at the party was too messed up to drive home.

She is truly off.Tom is so off he can't stand up.

Will this stuff make me really oiled?She's not just drunk; she's totally oiled.

How can anybody be so ossified on four beers?I've never seen anybody so ossified.

All four of them were totally out.Those guys are really out!

Two drinks and she was totally out of it.When they are out of it, they are quite dangerous.

They've been drinking since noon, and they're out of sight.Man, is she ever out of sight!

Poor Tom is totally pasted.Max got pasted on beer.

She was plowed under for a week.They went out and got plowed.

Those guys are really polluted.Madam, you are polluted!

She looks glassy-eyed because she's popped.They went out last night and got good and popped.

The entire fraternity got primed.The whole college was primed by midnight.

She's just lying there psyched out.Two beers and a red devil and he was psyched out.

They drank till they were good and racked.Man, are you racked. What did you drink? A gallon?They all got racked up last weekend.

That guy is really riffed!I can't keep getting riffed every night like this.

Why do you have to get ripped up like that?Max was ripped out of his mind on uppers.

How can anybody be so schnockered on four beers?I've never seen anybody so schnockered.

Who wants to go out and get scorched?How can anybody get so scorched on four beers?

Two glasses and she's sent.He's not just sent; he's stoned.

Well, you see, he's shot-up and can't come to the phone.How can anybody get so shot-away in so little time?

He's too skulled to drive.He had got himself skulled in less than twenty minutes.

He was so smashed he couldn't stand up.Tracy can drink a lot without ever getting smashed.

I feel sort of smeared. Maybe I should have drunk less.Bob and Jim found themselves smeared at the end of the day.

I knew that Mrs. Wilmington-Thorpe was spiked when she belched like a real country thunder-boomer.Her old man was just as spiked, and he made worse noises.

Fred is really stoned out.I have never seen anybody so stoned who could still talk.

Tracy will drink a little now and then, but she never gets stoned out of her squash.Well, she was stoned out of her squash last night!

I hate to get stoned silly in public. At home—ah, that's a different matter.He got stoned silly at the rally, and for all I know is still there on the floor in the corner.

She was totally teed up by midnight.Tom was too teed to drive.

He wasn't just drunk—he was massively tore up.Boy, was she torn.

They were trashed beyond help.Let's all get trashed and raid the girls' dorm.

I really feel wasted. What did I drink?I've never seen a bartender get wasted before.

That guy is way out—can't even walk.She was so way-out, she was almost unconscious.

Gee, is he ever whacked!Dave was so whacked out he couldn't stand up.

How did you get so wigged out?The kid got a little wigged and slipped under the table.

Harry was too wiped out to drive.Oh, man! I'm really wiped.

Ken was so wired up he couldn't remember his name.Tiff is, like, totally wired up.

Four beers and I was wrecked.Larry was far too wrecked to drive.

She's too zonked to drive.Jed was almost zounked out to unconsciousness.

Hank seems to be zootied. What's he on?Garth acts like a yutz whether he's zootied or not.

That poor guy is so zunked he can't see.The party went on and on. When the preacher got himself zunked on the punch, I knew it had reached the end.