cuddle and kiss
noun
1
an act of urination. Rhyming slang for PISS. Sometimes shortened to 'cuddie' UK, 1992.
2
a girl; a girlfriend. Rhyming slang for 'miss'; formed in a time when a cuddle and kiss were the only realistic objectives for a young man with love on his mind UK, 1938.
3
piss, in the phrase 'take the piss' (to make a fool of). Rhyming slang UK, 1992