Your talents simply underwhelm me.As we were being underwhelmed by a buxom soprano, my thoughts drifted to more pleasant matters.We know you are trying, but you just underwhelm.
underwhelm
verb to arouse little or no interest in someone. Jocular. Now included in the Oxford English DictionaryUK, 1956
underwhelm
tv. & in. to fail to impress (someone). As we were being under whelmed by a buxom soprano, my thoughts drifted to more pleasant matters.