butt-wipe
1. rude slang A rude, annoying, and/or mean person; a jerk. Ugh, that guy is such an butt-wipe—don't even bother talking to him. Can you believe that butt-wipe just spilled his coffee on me and didn’t even apologize?
2. rude slang Toilet paper. Hey, thanks a lot for not putting more butt-wipe in the bathroom!