Max is sure scratching a lot. Do you think he's got pants rabbits?I don't want to be around people who have pants rabbits and stuff like that.
pants rabbits
noun pubic lice; body lice; fleas US, 1949
pants rabbits
dated Body or pubic lice. You gotta stop going round those brothels, Harry, or you'll end up with pants rabbits—or worse!I'm surprised y'all didn't come back with pants rabbits crawlin' all over ya after sleeping out in that dirty ol' barn all night!
pants rabbits
n. lice. (see also seam-squirrels. Contrived.) Bart is sure scratching a lot. Do you think he’s got pants rabbits?