melon head
slang A stupid or foolish person. Don't listen to his advice! He's a total melon head when it comes to finances.
melons
vulgar slang Breasts, especially particularly large ones. A: "Wow, did you see the melons on that lady?" B: "Grow up, Dave."
melons
n. large breasts. (Usually objectionable.) Look at the melons on that babe!