What'll you do if the arms come in while you're sawing the bars of your cell?So this arm says to me, “Going to a fire?”

Some baby bear tried to arrest me for speeding, but I conned him out of it.He may be just a baby bear, but he can still bite hard.

Keep an eye out for the bacon.That bacon is hassling me!

There's a bear hiding under that bridge.A bear is overhead, watching your speed from a helicopter.

Have you ever been in a country bear cage?I sat for two hours in that stinking bear cage.

They've got a bear in the air on duty in northern Indiana.There's a bear in the air and another regular one keeping watch over your speed.

That whole town is a glorified bear trap.I got caught in a bear trap.

Big John is going to have to deal with you.Big John took her in and hit her with a vice rap.

A black and white pulled up to the curb.Call the black and whites. We got trouble here.

We went downtown to have a look at the blotter. There was no Matthew Wilson on it anywhere.The blotter is full of the names of petty criminals and drunks.

The blues will be here in a minute.One blue isn't enough to handle the job.

A blue and white suddenly appeared, and I knew we were finished.I can usually spot a blue and white before anyone else.

Four blue boys held me while a fifth slipped the cuffs on me. I ain't no pushover.The blue coats climbed out of the black and white and just stood there.

Another epidemic of the blue flu struck the city's police officers early today.It seems that the city's criminals and lawbreakers are immune to the blue flu. Their work goes on totally unaffected.

The blue suits showed up about twenty minutes after I called them!Watch out for the blue suits if you are going to drive this fast!

You can't give me a body shake. I want my lawyer!They give everybody who passes through these doors a body shake.

The cop booked him for vagrancy.She looked sort of scroungy, and they wanted to book her for something, but didn't know what.

Here come the bulls. Get out.And this bull comes up and says, “Where's the fire?”

The bust is gonna find you no matter where you hole up.Here comes the bust. Beat it!

Charlie Irvine was around asking after you.Look smart, dude, here comes Charlie Irvine.

Look out! Cheese it, the cops!If you see the fuzz coming, you're supposed to yell, “Cheese it, the cops!” But I don't know why. Then they know we're doing something wrong.

The cop wasn't in any mood to put up with any monkey business.You call the cops. I've got enough trouble.

See that copper over there? He busted me once.The coppers will catch up with you some day.

They hauled off everybody to the cop-shop.The pigs down at the cop-shop tried to act like they didn't know who Max was.

There's a county-mounty waiting under that bridge ahead of you.The county-mounty wrote me seven tickets in that one roust.

I felt the cuffs tighten and snap shut on my wrists.The cuffs carried the cold of the night to my bare skin.

The locals were going to call in the feebies, but the D.A. said to wait.The feebee is in on this already.

Think about how the flatfoot on the beat is affected by this cold.The flatty stopped at the door, tried the lock, and moved on.

I think the fur is onto you, Rocko.The fur ain't never gonna get Rocko.

The fuzz is onto you.See if you can distract the fuzz man while I lift his keys.

He had to spend about an hour at the fuzz station, but nothing happened to him.Drop by the fuzz station and pick up a copy of the driving rules.

Here comes gimpy, swinging his stick.Gimpy has been around asking about you.

The G-men busted in and started shooting.When I was a kid, I wanted to be a G-man.

Goldie locks pulled me over and gave me a citation.There was a goldie locks waiting under the bridge to spring on poor unsuspecting people like me.

Here comes the goon squad. Watch out!My old buddy on the goon squad tells me there'll be some action over on Maple Street tonight.

Has that gumshoe been around asking questions again?Look, gumshoe, what do you want with me?

The headache man was here to see you, Ernie.Who gave that hot tip to the headache man?

The heat is gonna catch up with you, Ernie.Who tipped the heat off about me?

The hogs are on to you.Who called the hogs?

Lefty is hot because of his part in the bank job.Bruno was hot and wanted somebody to hide him.

Irv is after you, did you know?Tell Ervine to go catch a speeder or something.

Max got out of town when he heard that the J. Edgars were on his tail.Well, J. Edgar Hoover, looks like you got me!

Here comes Johnny-be-good, so be good.Johnny-be-good went through my pockets.

Johnny Law is supposed to be your friend.John Law showed up with a piece of paper that says you are in trouble.

The junk squad has more than it can handle trying to keep up with the hard stuff.We need a bigger junk squad in this part of town.

I'm a juvie in the Shakespeare district.The juvies have to know juvenile law cold.

Ask Kojak in for a cup of coffee.Here comes Kojak. Beat it!

This lady bear asks me if I'm going to a fire.These two lady bears walked in and took a booth by the door.

Here comes the lard!If the lard catches you violating your parole, you're through.

She is in a little trouble with the law.Mrs. Wilson finally called the law in on her old man.

A couple of lights turned the corner just as the robbers were pulling away.We could see the lights coming down the expressway behind us, so we pulled over to the right and let them pass.

I had to stand in the lineup with this bunch of yahoos.When they round up all the likely suspects and put them in the lineup, they always stick in a desk sergeant to spy on the rest.

I hear that little boy blue is looking for you.Little boy blue is coming this way, and he's mad.

The long arm of the law is going to tap you on the shoulder some day, Lefty.The long arm of the law finally caught up with Gert.

Sam was struck by a mallet this noon.Some mallet is going around asking questions about you.

As we came under the bridge, we saw a mama bear sitting in a pigmobile.A mama bear pulled the trucker over.

You better check with the man before you get seen with me.We are about to rap a little with my man.

The men in blue are looking for you.You can depend on the boys in blue to clean things up in this town.

The metros took ten minutes to get to the scene of the crime, and the entire city is enraged.The metros showed up and managed traffic for the fire company.

Mickey mouse is hanging around asking about you.Tell mickey mouse he knows where to find me.

There were no mickey mouse ears, but the jerk inside looked like your average ossifer.I could see the outline of the mickey mouse ears on the blue and white behind me.

Mr. Whiskers is trying to get me to pay tax on those few bucks.Uncle Whiskers is on our tail. Let's blow town.

I'm going to have to ask you to come down to the station and go through some mug shots.How can a professional photographer take a portrait that looks like a mug shot?

The nabs got him, and he had the evidence on his person.There's a nabber at the door who wants to talk to you.

The nailers caught Freddy last night.Old nail-em-and-jail-em is going to be knocking at your door any day now.

The narcs caught him.There is a narco at our school.

One of New York's finest gave me a parking ticket.Three of New York's finest were standing there at my door with my lost dog.

There is an oink following us on a motorcycle.Here come the oinks!

Look here, ossifer, I was just having a little fun.Ask the occifer there if he wants to step outside and discuss it.

Tell that paddy to go catch a crook or something.Look here, paddy, I wasn't doing anything.

It took two paddy wagons to carry away the people they arrested.The cop put the woman in handcuffs and then called the paddy wagon.

The penny over on the corner told the boys to get moving.We better get going before the pennies get here.

You walk straight, or Peter Jay is going to bust you.Here comes Peter Jay in his pigmobile.

The pigs are coming to bust up the fight.The pigs who aren't in pig heaven are driving around in pigmobiles busting innocent people like me.

The man came and took my brother to pig heaven.All the bacon eventually goes home to pig heaven.

Look out, here comes the pigmobile.Hey, man! Have you ever ridden in a pigmobile?

Keep an eye out for the pork.The pork hauled all of them to the station.

The pounder gave me a parking ticket.Most pounders get sore feet.

I won't take the rap for something you did.The cops tried to make the rap stick, but they didn't have enough evidence.

This guy has a rap sheet a mile long.The sergeant asked if there was a sheet on the prisoner.

Watch out! The roaches are coming.A roach caught him while he was at work.

There are rollers in the next block, driving slow, looking for someone.The roller pulled up in front of the boys, and two officers got out.

The cops rousted the gang without warning.I was walking along doing nothing, and this cop rousts me.

There is a salt and pepper around the corner waiting for speeders.There is a salt and pepper behind you, and it's too late to slow down.

Sam is on the trail of the dope smugglers.Sam is working hard to put an end to all this drug trouble.

Mike got hit by Sam and Dave last night.And there at the door were my old buddies Sam and Dave with a warrant.

One thing that a shamus always knows is when another shamus is following him.This is it, shammus, say your prayers.

The fuzz flashed his shield, and I knew the game was over.If you're a cop, where's your shield?

Two skull-busters came up and started asking questions.Watch out for the skullbuster over there.

A Smokey was hiding behind a billboard!Smokey the Bear is after you!

One of the local snatchers came around to see if the door was locked.A snatcher hauled her away to the station.

The stick man is due here in about three minutes. Hurry.I was a stick man for a few years till my feet went bad.

The cop tagged him with the bank caper immediately.The cop tagged me with a ticket before I knew what hit me.

There's a smokey under the bridge taking pictures.I didn't see the creep was taking pictures. I got nabbed.

There's a Tijuana taxi back a few cars watching you awful close.It's not a Tijuana taxi; it's a park ranger!

The T-men were at the front while Bruno crept out the back.It's curtains for you, T-man!

Uncle nab is coming. Look sharp!Watch out for Uncle nab. He's been asking about you.

The cops called in Uncle Sam to help in the investigation.Uncle has some pretty strong ideas about who's in charge of this investigation.

They booked him on a vag charge and gave him a nice warm place to sleep that night.The vag scam didn't work like it was planned.

I called the wagon. It'll come and get these two thugs in about fifteen minutes.Look out, you guys, the wagon's coming. Don't let 'em see you!