Ellen, stop acting like such a dorkmeier!Fred is my idea of the perfect dorkmunder.
dorkmeier
and dorkmunder (ˈdorkmɑɪr and ˈdorkməndɚ)
n. a total jerk; a simpleton. (An elaboration of dork sense 2) Ellen, stop acting like such a dorkmeier! Where did you get that haircut? You look like a dorkmunder!