Wally was goggle-eyed and couldn't stand up.He's too googly-eyed to drive home.
goggle-eyed
1. With the eyes open very wide in surprise. I have some great pictures of the kids looking positively goggle-eyed at the zoo.Mary's announcement that she was pregnant left most of us goggle-eyed.
2. slang Drunk. Do you remember last night at the bar at all? You were really goggle-eyed!
goggle-eyed
and googly-eyed (ˈgɑglæɑɪd and ˈgugliɑɪd)
mod. alcohol intoxicated and staring. Willy was goggle-eyed and couldn’t stand up.