piss-poor
1. rude slang Extremely impoverished; having no or very little money. We were piss-poor growing up, so each one of my siblings and I understood the value of a hard-earned paycheck by the time we left school. The town has become piss-poor ever since the coal mine shut down in 1986.
2. rude slang Extremely inferior or substandard. Typically used before a noun. After making a couple piss-poor field goal attempts, the kicker was benched for the rest of the game. The only thing they had on set to eat were some piss-poor sandwiches and jugs of tap water.