I've got a touch of the Delhi belly and will have to miss the Taj Mahal.I've got something you can take for Delhi belly.
Delhi belly
noun diarrhoea suffered by tourists US, 1944
Delhi belly
Diarrhea contracted while traveling abroad—especially in India—due to being unaccustomed to the local cuisine and quality of water. It would have been a great trip if it weren't for the Delhi belly I had towards the end.
Delhi belly
(ˈdɛli bɛli)
n. diarrhea, as suffered by tourists in India. (Contrived for the sake of the rhyme.) I’ve got something you can take for Delhi belly.