1. and pifted (ˈpɪftəd) tv. killed. (see also phfft.) He piffed his goldfish by mistake.
2. and pifted (ˈpɪftəd) mod. dead. What will I do with a pifted cat?
3. mod. alcohol intoxicated. (see also piffled.) How can anybody get so piffed on four beers?