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(as) close as stink on shit
rude slang Having a very close, friendly relationship; inseparable. I haven't talked to Patty in years, but we were close as stink on shit as kids. If anyone knows where John is hiding, it's Marty. Those two are as close as stink on shit.
(as) close as stink on shit
phr. very close; intimate; inseparable. In love? He’s as close to her as stink on shit.