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crapper
slang A toilet or bathroom. Is the crapper free? I've got to go!
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slang, dated A police officer assigned to patrol public bathrooms. Such officers became associated with the practice of monitoring for homosexual activity in places where such practices were illegal. "Crapper" is a slang term for the toilet, while "dick" is a slang term for a detective. A: "What's that cop doing here by the bathrooms?" B: "Oh, he must be a crapper dick."
crapper
1. n. a toilet, privy, or restroom. (see also crap.) Old Jed never passes up a chance to use an indoor crapper.
2. n. a braggart. (Usually objectionable.) The guy is a crapper and can’t be trusted at all.
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n. a police officer or detective who patrols public toilets. When he flubbed up the Wilson case, they made him a crapper dick in the central business district.