Some couch-doctor told her to go out and find a lover.I finally walked out on my couch-turkey. Now I'm getting it all together.
couch-doctor
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n. a psychiatrist; a psychoanalyst. I finally walked out on my couch-doctor. Now I’m getting it all together. I bought three new cars for that couch-turkey! Now I’m paying for his kid’s college!